Zak is funny, even while sleeping.

One of my favorite things about being married to Zak is when he talks in his sleep.  I used to try to remember them, but that was too hard, so if I am awake enough, I'll add what just happened to a list I have on my phone, in attempts to write them down.  I also like to ask him clarifying questions because his answers are hysterical.  And mind you, these are different than when he pushes me because I'm on 'his' side and I'm not, or I have all the blankets and I make him wake up to get him to see he's wrong (he will still argue back at times, but it's pretty funny).  So here are some of the crazy things Zak has said and/or done in the past year we've been married...

-He started talking about renting and buying fish oil, and then said, 'they just know??'
-Out of nowhere, he started talking about how I should build a Lego replica of myself, and sing a song to the Lego people in order to forget my cramps (that was step 1, the following steps were not revealed)
-One night he said, "He locked himself out of the window."  And that was it.
-Zak told me how much he likes his job and tried to sell me a big diamond ring.
-A few weeks ago, he scratched my bum in order to wake me up, and told me to look at the cute baby piggies.  He then realized they were in his dream.  While he was dreaming.
-He grabbed me in the middle night, and told me to clean up the ice cream on the bed.

And do not worry, this will be updated as I get more gems from my fun husband.  :)

P.S. Zak read this and wanted me to include his 'snakes in the pillow' episode from February, so the link to that (on my other blog) is here.

update: night 10/10/10.  I wake up around 3 to use the bathroom and to take the wheel out of the hamsters' cage because it's driving me crazy, and to open the window for some fresh, cool air.  I get back into bed and try to go back to sleep, which is a bit difficult, considering Zak is taking up most of the bed and snoring away.  I keep trying and as I'm close to drifting away, he says, 'Just..it doesn't matter.  I don't care.'  He mumbles a little and then pushes me a little.  I wait a sec, to see if he'll say anything else.  He says it doesn't matter again and then I have to ask him, 'What doesn't matter?' He responds, 'I'm wide awake, so don't try that with me.' I ask, 'Why are you awake?'  He says in an annoyed voice, 'Because you got into bed in the most elaborate way possible!'.  I try to argue, but it won't work, so I just say, 'Ok honey' and in 30 seconds, he's back asleep again.